the second one is honestly one of my favorite things I ever made lol

Hearing all of these read in the Neil Cicierega "Guide to Lord of the Rings" voice

we have:

• Star Wars and Big Bang Theory decor
• iCade
• TMNT with the worst 16:9 LCD you've ever seen
• Galaxian with glitchy sprites and CRT that only shows blue
• iCade
• bootleg Vs. Super Mario Bros. in a Konami fishing game cab
• Big Buck Hunter with a Time Crisis gun
• Pandora's Box 17 EX+ Raging Ambition
• Q*Bert
• a row of suspiciously well-maintained pinball machines
• iCade
• That One Neo Geo Multicart
• skee-ball machine perpetually missing one ball
• bathroom in a repurposed janitorial closet with a door that doesn't quite close
• all games on free play! (except for the pinball machines, those cost 75 cents.)

admission is only $20! tell your friends!

a shiny new repro cab of Street Fighter... 2!